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Message Archive: February 2008 February 2007 January 2007 December 2006 November 2006 October 2006 September 2006 June 2006 May 2006 April 2006 March 2006 February 2006 January 2006 December 2005 November 2005 October 2005 September 2005 August 2005 July 2005 June 2005 May 2005 April 2005 March 2005 February 2005 DISCUSSION FORUM db from IP address 76.124.104.97 writes:   hey q..how about THAT!? heh… posted 2/19/2008 9:11:14 AM Pickle from IP address 24.233.98.122 writes:   Attn Kris: Just so happens that I will be in the State College area tomorrow for a delivery and I see that you are playing. I will be on the road as of 4:30am Thursday, so please give me a call on my cell (603-568-8782). Looking for recommendations on hotels and stuff (I am now a trucker, so company pays). Just found out tonight of my delivery and to see that you are playing is just incredible!! posted 2/13/2008 7:32:08 PM Leopold von Vaughn the Archduke of Fairview from inertia, nc writes:   That's not a hair question..... pure gold. posted 2/14/2007 12:20:52 PM teh Q from the fairest of views writes:   Howdy folks, there's a download of my newish band big blue from our WNCW studio B thingy last week. The mix is pretty sweet. http://www.gigasize.com/get.php/344895/BigBlueWNCEmp3s.zip Enjoy. CQ posted 2/8/2007 6:58:04 PM Leopold von Vaughn the Archduke of Fairview from IP address 71.90.226.107 writes:   Nah, I got home late last night. It's 30 outside and it feels toasty...geez. I wish I could have seen everyone up there but I busy doing family things and whatnot. Hopefully next time..... posted 2/6/2007 11:34:30 AM Dr. Bubba from IP address 70.44.114.217 writes:   Are you still here? you should call... posted 2/6/2007 10:42:42 AM leopold von Vaughn the Archduke of Fairview from Bloom writes:   Daaaaaaaaaaaamn it's cold up here. posted 2/5/2007 8:47:38 AM Dr. Bubba from IP address 70.44.114.217 writes:   some minor work friday during the day...night is free... same with saturday night... kris posted 1/30/2007 6:44:38 PM Leopold von Vaughn the Archduke of Fairview from closer than you think writes:   I'm a comin' north. I think I'll be in Bloom by thursday marnin. What goes on? posted 1/29/2007 10:31:01 PM Dr. Bubba from IP address 70.44.114.217 writes:   Young Leopold, it's never too late to shake it like it was stuck to the bottom..'tis cold here in south PA, but not like Scranton i am told... at least there's fresh lobster in Boston...! posted 1/29/2007 4:28:15 PM Leopold von Vaughn the Archduke of Fairview from Land of the Lost writes:   It's -11 degrees outside. Son, hand me my dancin' shoes. I'll dance the cold right outta here. I'll dance like I was shakin it at the junior high school on a friday night. posted 1/29/2007 1:00:29 AM Q from micronesia writes:   Yeah, that was weak. The only good thing is that the Eagles and the Steelers both sucked. That's all I really care about.....Plus, it's football, so it's not like you can really get upset about it anyway. Thanks for the sympathy though, that's very sweet..... posted 1/22/2007 9:19:54 AM Dr. Bubba from IP address 70.44.114.217 writes:   hey Q- Sorry about that deal last night, my friend...they looked good in the first half... posted 1/22/2007 7:27:07 AM The Sound Dawg from IP address 69.251.6.82 writes:   Happy new year to you too Q. Hope all is well....... Stigs ! posted 1/7/2007 11:10:44 AM Q from micronesia writes:   Happy %$%**^^ %^@#$%@!#%^%& @$%@#%#$@%$&^^%#$!#&*&&@$#%$%@#%$@ New Year everybody. posted 1/1/2007 1:49:28 PM Beaver who doesn't give a Dam from IP address 69.161.64.170 writes:   Kris, email me. I switched computers and lost your addy. Q, hope everything is going well for you down there in confederate land. Drop me a line. posted 12/30/2006 12:33:02 AM Jungle Pants and Wife Beaters from IP address 69.161.64.170 writes:   I'm not here to write anything of consequence, but it's nice to have a place to make a fool of myself. I've been on this big Throwing Stones kick lately. It started a few months ago when someone roped me into starting a blog. I rarely have anything important to say, like Jimmy Carter, but when it happens I prefer to do it face-to-face. For instance, the last important thing I said was at a Texas Roadhouse restaurant. With much authority I told the waiter he should bring me the biggest draft of Sam Adams Winter Lager available to a cowboy like myself. Calling shots at a prestigious chain restaurant like this would normally find you laying face-down in the parking lot, but I survived. So I figured, "what the hell". If I can make it here, I'll make it anywhere. Anyway, I had a bunch more to say and that story was supposed to be a lot long, but time is killing me here, so I just want to say: Thank your lucky stars you do not live in Yew Nork State. It's terrible up here. We've got midgets the size of totem poles! It ain't right. The water doesn't taste like wine up here regardless of what them Durfalites tell you. Here's a decent joke: A city cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street when a little girl stopped beside him on her shiny new bike. “Nice bike,” the cop said, “Did Santa bring it to you?” “Yep,” the little girl said, “He sure did!” The cop looked the bike over and handed the girl a $20 ticket for a safety violation, saying, “Next year tell Santa to put a reflector light on the back of it.” The young girl looked up at the cop and said, “Nice horse you got there sir, did Santa bring it to you?” “Yes, he sure did,” chuckled the cop. The little girl looked up at the cop and said, “Next year tell Santa the dick goes underneath the horse, not on top. posted 12/16/2006 1:54:49 AM Dr. Bubba from IP address 24.115.80.182 writes:   Yup, modern technology's a wonder innit? good seeing ya there ryan, meeting the tyke (whose obviously gonna be kicking your intellectual ass in like 5 minutes...) i had to toss my second set plans cuz you left, althoug in my head i sand the wrong words to copperhead road all the way home... posted 12/4/2006 9:31:27 AM The Spaminator from IP address 69.161.64.170 writes:   Damn dude, you get more Spam than a migrant worker in the back of a '79 Ford pick-em-up truck with a three speed shifter on the column. Salty ham products must be the wave of the future. There are plug-ins to fix this problem, you know? I've found that a can of tuna on a whole wheat sunflower seeded roll is cheaper than Spam in a can, and much more nutritious. I once opened a can of Spam and was rewarded with an eight-ball of unadulterated goodness, but that was back in '71. They don't package product like they used to. Me thinks I'll see if we can reproduce that goodness at the local derelict meeting near a van down by the river. After all, a Spam in the hand is certainly worth more than a Durf in the bush. Carry on my wayward son, there will be peace in Syracuse. Lay your weary head to rest, we'll only cry if you don't bring the mando. By the way, below are some lyrics if you need to refresh your memory. Just remember that the white trash shall be plucked first anyway since our tractors make for a better transport vehicle than the Bradley War Tank. I've even installed a gunner window on my John Deere so I can knock off all those chowderhead terrorists. I haven't bet on it yet, but it's just a matter of time before they overthrow my local Rite-Aid pharmacist. No doubt that occurance will be dubious in the local papers... It's time for The Spaminator to become The Sperminator. Peace out, word to your mother, and all that shiznit. Looking forward to that Celine chick tomorrow night. Well my name's John Lee Pettimore Same as my daddy and his daddy before You hardly ever saw Grandaddy down here He only came to town about twice a year He'd buy a hundred pounds of yeast and some copper line Everybody knew that he made moonshine Now the revenue man wanted Grandaddy bad He headed up the holler with everything he had It's before my time but I've been told He never came back from Copperhead Road Now Daddy ran the whiskey in a big block Dodge Bought it at an auction at the Mason's Lodge Johnson County Sheriff painted on the side Just shot a coat of primer then he looked inside Well him and my uncle tore that engine down I still remember that rumblin' sound Well the sheriff came around in the middle of the night Heard mama cryin', knew something wasn't right He was headed down to Knoxville with the weekly load You could smell the whiskey burnin' down Copperhead Road I volunteered for the Army on my birthday They draft the white trash first,'round here anyway I done two tours of duty in Vietnam And I came home with a brand new plan I take the seed from Colombia and Mexico I plant it up the holler down Copperhead Road Well the D.E.A.'s got a chopper in the air I wake up screaming like I'm back over there I learned a thing or two from ol' Charlie don't you know You better stay away from Copperhead Road Copperhead Road Copperhead Road Copperhead Road posted 12/2/2006 1:12:35 AM Dr. Bubba from IP address 24.115.80.182 writes:   No, god bless YOU, my gangly kanuk friend... posted 12/1/2006 11:05:22 AM Celine Dion from Las Vegas, NV writes:   I'd just like to remind all of my fans that I'll be at the Durf Phenomenon on December 2nd. Me and Senior Kehr will be performing a triumphant version of "The Power of Love" complete with multiple mandolin interludes. You will shower your love upon me and demand multiple encores. I will respond by refusing to sign any autographs to you unwashed masses, and I might release the septic tank on my tour-bus as my righteous crew is leaving the parking lot of your venue. Love to all, and God Bless. Celine posted 11/30/2006 11:51:41 PM Durf from Nashville Skyline writes:   Howdy Happy Thanksgiving to everyone. It's another cold snow free day here in central New York. Tick...Tock...the next Durf Phenomenon is almost upon us. We're looking forward to seeing Dr Bubba, Lefty, Kaspar, nostalgic prick, and yes even the anti-durf. I really don't get the whole BUY CHICKLETS thing, but the Phenomenonal Durfette says that I don't get much as of late. Says I've got too much on my mind.... Hmmm.... Endless Rain.... How about A Hard RAIN'S A-Gonna Fall, Buckets of RAIN, Early Mornin' RAIN, Every gRAIN of Sand, Freight tRAIN Blues, It Takes a Lot to Laugh, It Takes a tRAIN to Cry, RAINy Day Women #12 & 35, Slow tRAIN, tRAIN A-Travelin', Walk Out In The RAIN.. You really can't go wrong with RAIN, or tRAIN songs. Throw is some spain and plain songs and it would be a set that I would never get Sick and Tired of. We'll I've got the run, the Phenomenonal Durfette is calling Durf out posted 11/23/2006 1:06:16 PM FolkDude from Quakertown, PA writes:   Merry Turkey to all! And a happy birthday to Jorma, who turns 66 today. posted 11/23/2006 10:15:41 AM Mr. Gold from IP address 24.115.80.182 writes:   Don't listen to that hack Mudd...he don't know what he talking bout... happy t-day, my friends... hey you, locked in your home in the hills of NC..miss ya..hope you have a good one! seriously, take a trip north.. hey you, lord of the slums of NY...see ya soon? that would be good...give your wife the wishbone, she obviously needs it more than you.. Otto; VERY good...IS very good... I'd address more folks but i think it's just us 4 here, so let me say you guys are awesome... posted 11/23/2006 10:08:53 AM Lefty from IP address 69.161.64.170 writes:   Understood. posted 11/22/2006 11:59:27 PM Mr. Mudd from IP address 24.115.80.182 writes:   I'm confused...do you live in Ohio or Mexico..? and i heard sombreros weren't the only thing he was sending... BUY CHICKLETS! did ja see how i did that...just trying to run up the BUY CHICKLETS!! stock while I have a chance...come on, this is AMERICA! where you get as much as you can get away with...that's the lesson I learned from the leader of the free world...that and there's NEVER enough band members to fire...sure, those things plus the BUY CHICKLETS! thing... so in conclusion, Ohio is not Mexico, Otto GOOD, Pancho got what was coming to him, a man can drown from endless rain, I'll sing whatever goddamn words I want to during Steve Earles' stupid songs, a tampon does not a plunger make, Durk used to be wild and we can all use a little R&R because of the sick and tired thing... alrightee then, I'll get right on that... BUY CHICKLETS! (It'll keep you hard for weeks....) posted 11/20/2006 7:29:51 PM Lefty from Cleveland, OH writes:   Lefty here! I'm doing just fine up in Cleveland, in case you were wondering. My little room has enough space for me to shag some easy girls, but the shared bathroom has been a problem. Some person keeps dropping tampons into the unit and clogging up the entire place. We've spent $1,500 on a plumber this year and none of it is tax-deductible. I know that many of you were wondering how I got the bread to go to a fine city like Cleveland, so I'll tell you. After Pancho got laid down I found myself a nice .45 caliber from a friendly fella down in Mazatlan. Twenty bucks later I was on my way to the border with a passion for living in a rooming house somewhere near the Great Lakes. I knocked off two liquor stores, one Wal-Mart, and some guy at a burrito bodega. Seems to me that people who run a business need to increase their security and stop relying on the local pigs to protect them. I feel bad about stealing their money, but a Lefty gots to gets home, know what I mean? Anyway, I'm sitting here in my cheap hotel and just realized that a Durf Phenomenon is going down sometime soon. Mexico is a big fan of The Durf. Back in '97 he donated seven-hundred and twenty five sombreros to our little town. Since that donation not one child has been subjected to the sun shining in their eyes, although several of the children have figured out how to roll a joint with the sombrero. Those petty fools will certainly go blind when the sun explodes. God help us. Pancho wanted to pass a few words along to you, but I wrote them down on a cheap napkin and got that napkin confiscated at the border when I tried to cross as a she-male. They even took my fishnet stockings. The next day I jumped across the Rio Grande (that would be a good name for a Starbucks coffee..."I'll have the Rio Grande"), and found myself a decent truck driver who was very willing to take me to Cleveland. One sore ass later... Those nasty things aside, me, Lefty, is requesting a heartfelt version of the Endless Rain. If logistical reasons would prevent that from happening at the Durf Phenomenon, Lefty would love a Copperhead Road where the singer didn't forget the words. And, if those requests are too much too handle, Lefty would prefer a nice "Sick and Tired", because Lefty is sick and tired of talking in the third-person. On the other hand, we could all just get good and liquored up...with massive amounts of "party favors". Pancho loved that shit. posted 11/18/2006 12:20:10 AM Q from micronesia writes:   Well believe me FolkDude, your efforts are well appreciated. I just don't get what people think they are accomplishing with that s#$%. Gracias amigo, muchos gracias. posted 11/16/2006 6:32:15 PM FolkDude from Quakertown, PA writes:   Yeah, the spam posts are starting to get out of hand. I've been removing inappropriate posts from this forum almost every day lately. The Webmaster :-) posted 11/16/2006 10:15:06 AM Q from micronesia writes:   What's the deal with all the stupid prOn spam around here lately. geez...I told them to email me personally. posted 11/16/2006 8:57:34 AM

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